You wanna’ be the life of the party? Then grab this cousin humping, Crisco licking, biscuit eating costume and you’ll turn yourself into a Deliverance throwback.
You’ll need some good lines to use around the dudes like, “If you say anything bad about me, you’ll need a long-handled shoehorn to get my foot out of your ass”.
And if you’re chasing chicks you can try, “I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock”.
Anyway, you get the picture. If you’re trolling for trash booty, our redneck costumes will put you at the head of the line. Guaranteed!
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